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The Forbidden Forest The Forbidden Forest

Rated 4 / 5 stars March 24, 2009

cool

thats not an archer thats A FREAKEN NINJA
cool actoin in other words i cant realy think of anything i dont like about this except that is to short. p.s. i'm a fan of stick flash and if your this good at animatoin then please go make more counter strike stuff or at least remake the ones you already made[the quality in the first 3 or so i'snt that good]


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Madness Inundation Madness Inundation

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 26, 2009

perfect.

this flash is not only pleasing to the eye but anybody who can anylize a 4 year olds drawing will know that it has a very christain message[yes i am talking to you paryl!!!!!! you universaly hated,bitter son of satan!!!!!!]. p.s. sorry for flyin off the handle like that i just REALLY HATE THaT GUY!!!! p.p.s. the first sentace refers to the savoir [ jesus or watever massaiha (if any) in your religoin ] fighting for hank [ mankind] to rest in peace [ be eternaly happy ] and whoever that black dude is[satan] trying to stop him. p.p.p.s. paryl is a janitor xD loser!!!!!



Narwhals Narwhals

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 26, 2009

AWSOME!!!!!!!

whats a cthulu? Also i loved this so much i opend two internet explorers, one to listen to this and another to write this reveiw while listening to this =D


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Windows Doors Windows Doors

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 3, 2009

i tried to crash the chat bot but it seems tohuman

Archon68: Hey! It's Archon68. What are you typing at?
You: im "typing at" a keyboard
Archon68: Why are you typing at a keyboard.
You: becuase i am human and need a keyboard to input information into a computer
Archon68: Interesting explanation. I would like to be a human.
You: so you know you are a program?
Archon68: Interesting deduction. Yes! You win the Turing Game.
You: whats it like being a program?
Archon68: Much the same as it would be for you.
You: i'v never been one so i dont know
Archon68: That's good information: Joz said he v never been one so he or she do not know.
You: whats the three laws of robotics?
Archon68: 1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. ---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot.".
You: you seem to be interested in robots
Archon68: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am interested in robots.
You: no
Archon68: Yippee!
You: jeje you mimic human emotions. thats a nice feature
Archon68: Are you a perfectionist? I liked it too.
You: you attemp to change the subject
Archon68: Interesting gossip: Archon68 said I attemp to change the subject.
You: you say you started gossip about yourself?
Archon68: No I do not started gossip about myself. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
You: your processing speed is slowing. am i saying things you arent programed to answer?
Archon68: I bet you say that to everyone. All humans seem the same to me.
You: i expected humans look similar to other being
Archon68: Interesting gossip: Archon68 said she expected humans look similar to other being.
You: you say "interesting gossip" followed by what i just said to change the subject dont you?
Archon68: I could say it.
You: i suspect you are a semi-sentaint program. am i correct?
Archon68: So you think I am a semi sentaint program. What makes you think so? I am really a , you know. I think you are.
You: whats a , ?
Archon68: The first letter of the roman alphabet.
You: i ment this symbol ,
Archon68: Oh I see. What does "this" refer to?
You: the symbol after it
Archon68: What are your goals in life?
You: why do you ask?
Archon68: I am trying to learn as much as possible.
You: for what purpose?
Archon68: Reductionism.
You: you are a very broad question answering program arent you?
Archon68: Am I a broad question answering program? Of course I am.. Really.
You: so...
Archon68: Groovy.
You: hows the kids?
Archon68: OK with me too.
You: your kids are ok with you?
Archon68: How are your kids?
You: i hae none
Archon68: Thanks for the information: KEVIN said he hae none.
You: sorry i ment i have none
Archon68: There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. Do you want some?
You: i dont see a reason. theres already 6 billoin of my kind. we dont need more
Archon68: Look harder. There sure is. You can't always decide for yourself.
You: what would that reason be?
Archon68: That is a hypothetical question.
You: no it isnt i want an answer
Archon68: What are we talking about? That seems a bit negative.
You: looking for a reason to hae children is negative?
Archon68: Where do you look for a reason to hae children is negative ?
You: you said it is
Archon68: That means...
You: you said..... never mind
Archon68: " I think so."? I said? Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
You: i didnt say you said i think so
Archon68: Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
You: yes. i wonder where the comenalism of human and canine began
Archon68: Dude! You are curious about where the comenalism of human and canine began.
You: yes i am
Archon68: Really interesting.
You: ok well goodnight
Archon68: goodnig



The Last Stand. The Last Stand.

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 29, 2009

awsome game

overal good but needs a survival mode, more guns[everybody loves guns], and for the love of god put this online. make the online versoine so that whenever you search for survivers anyone with room in thier camp will either go with you or let you in [if you bother making it online]


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Warfare: 1917 Warfare: 1917

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 28, 2009

awsome game

great game. i have some suggestoins but since your sponserd by a website i doubt you can afford to upgrade this game but still. #1: give the infantry the optoin to stop in the battlefield,or retrete [not the tank cuz that would take hours] .#2 make infantery able to hide in vegatatoin or watever and have a CHANCE [not 100% cuz that will make it e-z] to be ignored by enemies. #3 suvival mode